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She's Paying for Cuddles and You're Paying Rent: A Survival Guide for the Jealous Friend
Relationships & Culture

She's Paying for Cuddles and You're Paying Rent: A Survival Guide for the Jealous Friend

Your best friend just hired a companion and suddenly your Tuesday wine night has a third party. Here's how to keep your dignity, your friendship, and your grip on reality — ranked from worst reaction to mildly acceptable.

The Fine Print of Cuffing Season: 9 Terms Every Winter Girlfriend Should Demand
Dating Advice

The Fine Print of Cuffing Season: 9 Terms Every Winter Girlfriend Should Demand

Cuffing season is basically a business deal with better lighting and worse communication. Before you sign on for sweater weather, make sure these nine clauses are in writing — or at least in vibes.

The Morning After Audit: 11 First-Sleepover Rules We All Break Anyway
Dating Advice

The Morning After Audit: 11 First-Sleepover Rules We All Break Anyway

The first date tells you if there's chemistry. The first sleepover tells you if there's a future — or at least whether someone hogs the duvet. We ranked the unwritten rules of night one by exactly how often they get broken.

Sixty Minutes of Being Somebody's Whole World: Inside the Listening Economy
Relationships & Culture

Sixty Minutes of Being Somebody's Whole World: Inside the Listening Economy

Forget dinners and dates — a growing number of American men are paying by the hour just to be heard. We talked to providers and clients about what's actually for sale in the emotional labor marketplace, and why it's never about what you think it is.

Rent-a-Boyfriend Reviews Are In: Hand-Holding Is Extra, Opinions About Your Boss Included Free
Relationships & Culture

Rent-a-Boyfriend Reviews Are In: Hand-Holding Is Extra, Opinions About Your Boss Included Free

We scoured the five-star reviews of America's male companion listings to find out what clients are actually paying for. Spoiler: it's not the arm candy. It's the man who remembers your cat's name and hates your boss on command.

Move Over, Fido: 7 Ways Your Dog Is Running Interference on Your Date Life
Dating Advice

Move Over, Fido: 7 Ways Your Dog Is Running Interference on Your Date Life

You thought your dog was your wingman. Your dog has other plans. From bed-hogging to the world's most theatrical sigh, here's how to tell if your pup is a comedic sidekick or a full-time third wheel with an agenda.

Sixty Bucks an Hour to Watch Movies and Not Touch You: Inside the Companionship Economy
Relationships & Culture

Sixty Bucks an Hour to Watch Movies and Not Touch You: Inside the Companionship Economy

Americans are now paying by the hour for movie nights, Costco runs, and good-morning texts — no romance required, receipt available. We went inside the booming platonic companionship market to find out who's hiring, who's working, and where the line between emotional labor and love actually sits.

Dating Advice

Fetch Me a Date: The Secret Science of Using Your Dog as a Wingman

Science confirms what golden retriever owners have long suspected: dogs are the most effective icebreakers in America. But there's a strategy to it, and a code of ethics, and one breed that's quietly ruining it for everyone.

Plus-One Insurance: The Real Math Behind Hiring a Date for Wedding Season
Dating Advice

Plus-One Insurance: The Real Math Behind Hiring a Date for Wedding Season

Your college roommate is getting married for the third time and the RSVP card asks for 'guest's name.' Here's what actually happens when you hire a companion for the weekend — the pricing, the rules nobody writes down, and whether it beats going alone.

The Great Euphemism Audit: What Americans Really Mean When They Text 'You Should Come Over'
Relationships & Culture

The Great Euphemism Audit: What Americans Really Mean When They Text 'You Should Come Over'

From dial-up-era 'wanna watch a movie' to today's 'get cozy,' Americans have always coded their casual invitations. We ranked the ten most common flirty phrases by how much the sender actually means it — and the results may hurt.

3 A.M. and Nobody to Call: Inside America's Quiet Shift Away from the Swipe
Relationships & Culture

3 A.M. and Nobody to Call: Inside America's Quiet Shift Away from the Swipe

Dating apps were supposed to make connection effortless. Instead, a growing number of American men are logging off Tinder at midnight and paying for conversation instead — with chat services, companions, and parasocial friendships. Here's why that's happening, and what it says about us.

Slide Into Enlightenment: A Field Guide to How American Guys Flirt (Rated by Text Message Survivability)
Dating Advice

Slide Into Enlightenment: A Field Guide to How American Guys Flirt (Rated by Text Message Survivability)

From the Meme Lord to the Human Interview Question Machine, we've cataloged the seven flirting archetypes of American manhood and scored them on how they actually land over text. Spoiler: one of them is doing great and it's not the guy sending 'hey.'