Cheeky fun, flirty reads, and late-night company.
From the $99 Single Rose Tier to the $499 Meet the Parents bundle, Valentine's Day has officially gone à la carte. We dug into the holiday markup economy to find out what's actually included — and whether a scripted romance beats an improvised one.
You thought your Tuesday-night listener only had ears for you. Then you found out she also has ears for Dave from Ohio, Marcus in Denver, and forty-five other guys who also think they're the special one. Here's how to enjoy the service without spiraling into a parasocial custody battle.
Cuffing season is basically a business deal with better lighting and worse communication. Before you sign on for sweater weather, make sure these nine clauses are in writing — or at least in vibes.
Your best friend just hired a companion and suddenly your Tuesday wine night has a third party. Here's how to keep your dignity, your friendship, and your grip on reality — ranked from worst reaction to mildly acceptable.
The first date tells you if there's chemistry. The first sleepover tells you if there's a future — or at least whether someone hogs the duvet. We ranked the unwritten rules of night one by exactly how often they get broken.
Forget dinners and dates — a growing number of American men are paying by the hour just to be heard. We talked to providers and clients about what's actually for sale in the emotional labor marketplace, and why it's never about what you think it is.
We scoured the five-star reviews of America's male companion listings to find out what clients are actually paying for. Spoiler: it's not the arm candy. It's the man who remembers your cat's name and hates your boss on command.
You thought your dog was your wingman. Your dog has other plans. From bed-hogging to the world's most theatrical sigh, here's how to tell if your pup is a comedic sidekick or a full-time third wheel with an agenda.
Science confirms what golden retriever owners have long suspected: dogs are the most effective icebreakers in America. But there's a strategy to it, and a code of ethics, and one breed that's quietly ruining it for everyone.
Americans are now paying by the hour for movie nights, Costco runs, and good-morning texts — no romance required, receipt available. We went inside the booming platonic companionship market to find out who's hiring, who's working, and where the line between emotional labor and love actually sits.
From dial-up-era 'wanna watch a movie' to today's 'get cozy,' Americans have always coded their casual invitations. We ranked the ten most common flirty phrases by how much the sender actually means it — and the results may hurt.
Your college roommate is getting married for the third time and the RSVP card asks for 'guest's name.' Here's what actually happens when you hire a companion for the weekend — the pricing, the rules nobody writes down, and whether it beats going alone.
Dating apps were supposed to make connection effortless. Instead, a growing number of American men are logging off Tinder at midnight and paying for conversation instead — with chat services, companions, and parasocial friendships. Here's why that's happening, and what it says about us.
From the Meme Lord to the Human Interview Question Machine, we've cataloged the seven flirting archetypes of American manhood and scored them on how they actually land over text. Spoiler: one of them is doing great and it's not the guy sending 'hey.'