Will the service be worse?
This is for utilitarian men who want CONVENIENCE over CUSTOMIZATION. (and decide CERTAINTY over CREATIVITY is a more sensible choice)
The commitment to excellence is the same.
On a time crunch? ⏰ *SOMETIMES* same day appointments are available.Click on this button to see if EmergenSEE options are open →
⛔NO Outfit requests, but you CAN give suggestions on the STYLE you like during the brief phone call, and that will be taken into consideration (if time permits).
⛔NO incall picks for EmergenSEE service. Basically you meet me where I’m at (same cleanliness standards as the pre-booking option) You CAN submit location suggestions on this form that I MAY consider if I review it and it meets my specs.
⛔No outcalls are available. You CAN give SUGGESTIONS on areas that work for you in case I do decide to visit that area another time.
PANDORA FREE Guarantee. Pandora’s Box will never be opened during our time together.
In Plain English that means youll never have me exploit your psyche for money…opening up deep psycho-goop that’s none of my business as a way to try an one-up an argument or sneakily get $$$ for things you never agreed to pay for.
If at any point, we reach a crossroads where we can’t see eye to eye, I calmly discontinue things and end it right there to preserve YOUR time and $$$.
You’ll only incur additional charges if you go over time. The ending may be ABRUPT so this is something to be aware of UP FRONT. Will do my best to be classy about it though 💋
BUT I don’t have a lot of time!?
With EmergenSEE service, shorter time blocks are available for a LIMITED TIME when the AVAILABLE NOW option is promptly VISIBLE on the form.
The STANDARD minimum (at Home in SC) is 90 minutes, if you want less time than that, you can begin with a body rub, and leave a happier man. 🙂
ELSEWHERE rates may be much higher because costs vary region to region. Check the ad AND location for the price that applies to YOU.
How does this differ from the PrimeTime Touring Price?
Shorter time blocks are available IF (and only if) emergenSEE service is open.
Its for men who prioritize utility OVER artsy-fartsy (not because they are anti-art or contempt for creature comforts but pragmatism. Its a hedge against getting disappointed and let down by getting too woo-woo and then feeling like Boo Boo the Fool)
Primetime pricing is higher to reflect the difficulty (and to cover additional fees) for checking in at a business class hotel prior to 3pm and to cover the gap between check-out and check-in. Typically, checkout at nicer hotels is 11AM and lunchtime is the most competitive and sought after time block.
Emergency Service is NOT Available During PrimeTime Hours: 12PM-3PM EST
Any other Deals?
If you’re in South Carolina, the Hometown Special gives you 50% off the PrimeTime Touring rates for pre-booking ONLY.
Once in a blue moon, I’ll post hourly specials on my P411 page (148962) for members.
Price varies for P411 hourly deals because its a cold math calculation thats based on profit/loss/regional cost$.
If you’d like to see more click the button
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There’s also a Welcome Back deal (CLICK HERE) for gentlemen who have seen me in person before and would like to plan something special in advance due to nostalgia ❤
*Note: 3pm-4pm est and 11am-12pm are my personal hours for breaktime, snack, and rest. Appointments during those times are available only at my discretion
Click on this button to check for EmergenSEE Availability →
